Okay, let me cry a little bit over the fact that Alexander Ludwig, the guy who was a perfect Cato in Hunger Games, is the same guy who acted the part of Will Stanton in the shittiest from-book-to-movie adaptation in the universe, The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (<— the books are wonderful, the movie doesn’t deserve to exist).
mordorwhore: i luv edward so much i cant even contain it srsly harry potta is shit…. i dont even get why people compar it Reblogging this because I know some of you guys will know how to appreciate it.
Kings and vagabonds: Homophobia: The fear that... →
turtlesshell: aatombomb: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once…
what's the definition of trust?
oncelerswaifu: kiango: voluptuousrandy: two cannibals giving each other blowjobs. omg thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
Two churches located across the street from each...
magnificentbastich: bananasarenotinyourpocket: erinmar13: mrimaginarius: observingobservations: paranoidrobot: I reblog this every time it comes on my dash. See some Catholics (LIKE ME!) ARE FUN!lmao this actually made me clap alone here in my living room. well played catholics, well played. Bunnies go to heaven also oh god XD
we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
thepaddlingloli: darbockbumbercatch: Listen to...
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: me: hey mum do you need help with- mum: no me: are you sure? mum: yes i’m sure go away *goes away* mum: OH MY GOD NO BODY IN THIS HOUSE HELPS ME OH DEAR GOD WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THIS FAMILY. NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE ME AND IT KILLS ME. I WORK MY ASS OFF. I CAN’T EVEN GET A BIT OF HELP IN THIS DAMN HOUSE. me: ..
"Your life revolves around the internet"
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
gaymzee: please dont make jokes i am a joke and it offends me
me: i should start working out
me: *stands up*
me: okay thats good
51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis →
confringo-: ronstoppableismypatronus: ohlookalamppost: audreylovesnutella: #please do not let fanfiction writers get a hold of this one Screaming and crying at these meat banana DNA RIFLE Mister Thomas
A good night’s sleep helps you perform well in school, and so if you’re a...– Lemony Snicket (via confident—coward)
dandelions fly through blue air: To protect... →
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our generation's children's names are going to...
: "TEN, ELEVEN, RORY, RIVER, COME HERE SUPER TIME IS READY."
: "MOFFAT GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET."
: "KATNISS RUE NO WHAT R U DOING."
: "SEVERUS PRIMROSE GALE HARRY THE THIRD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU."
: "Dumbledore those aren't potatoes."
: "SHERLOCK NO STOP. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH."
: "Clove Amelia what did I say."
: "ALBUS MOCKINGJAY GET BACK OVER HERE."
: "Tardis, no, bad, mummy's going to get into a fit if you touch her wand collection one more time."
: "HARRY LOUIS NAILL ZAYN LIAM POTTER GET OUT OF BED."
PEETA HAMISH NEVILLE, YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL YOUR PEAS BEFORE THE DESSERT.
a good 90% of my followers have never interacted with me in any way ever It’s like they’re avoiding my white van regardless of the fact that I’m totally handing out free candy in there. 10% of my followers got free candy. I aint even lying.
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...– Gary Provost (via qmsd) This might be my favourite quote on writing ever. (via bdoing)
People think being being someone like me, a sociopath, a freak, a killer, would...– Miles, March 22, 2012 (via ourwrittenthoughts)
My aim is to post: A completed oneshot (approx 15K) (HP fandom, LVHP). A completed oneshot that is not a fanfic. Update a Naruto-fic. Update a HP fic. …on the 6th of April, to celebrate my crucifixion birthday. Before that it’s unlikely that I’ll be able to update anything. However, dear betas, you’re free to grab my collar, shake me and ask wtf are my updates doing...